General Jokes

I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me. I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to...

One day Thambo decides to visit his old friend Akpos who has been married to this really hot and beautiful model now for a couple of years. When he gets there he realizes that...

A conversation between Akpos and Emeka:AKPOS: Emeka. Please, give me your phone, I want to call my girlfriend. I don't have credit in mine.EMEKA: (hands phone to Akpos) No problem...

Akpos' dad bought a Range Rover Sport Car. Akpos' elder brother struck a deal with Akpos. He told Akpos to call him on phone when nobody is at home so that he'll come and take the...

Akpos was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening."I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get...

A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him, "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" The businessman replied, "Boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways." The boy...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month later for...

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes....

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After...

You won't believe what happened to me yesterday night.I was coming back from somewhere around 9pm when I saw this beautiful damsel approaching me. She has the the beautiful face...