General Jokes
Two grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, Khumalo, now I am 73 old and sick a lot. You are about the same age, does the same things happen to...
There were three guys, Thambo, Gyan and Akpos, they were all in the desert where they walked many miles. Finally they walked upon a lunchpack that someone lost while hiking in the...
Two factory workers, Tsbalala and Akpos are talking. Tsbalala says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." Akpos replies, "And how would you do that?" Tsbalala says, "Just...
Two boys, Thambo and Akpos, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had:THAMBO: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun...
Akpos was in church one Sunday. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I want to piss?" The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to...
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal...
One day, a woman fried an egg for her husband:HUSBAND: I wanted it boiled!WIFE: I'm sorry honey.The next day, she boils an egg;HUSBAND: Oh no! I wanted it fried!WIFE: Sorry honey....
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, "Please, I have forgotten my...
A prisoner escapes from his Pretoria prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the...
Lady enter's a barbing salon:AKPOS: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before! Do you come here often?LADY: Not really.AKPOS: I would like us to know each other better.LADY: Can't...