General Jokes
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, he would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a Nigerian was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He...
BOY: hey, long time.GIRL: Yeah, long time.BOY: Where are you right now?GIRL: I'm in school.BOY: What school?GIRL: UNILAG.BOY: Did you gain admission this year...
A man drove past a military road block and the officers asked him to pull over. The man started shouting at them, "Do you know who I am? Ehn! Do you know..." One officer...
The inimitable Akpos sent the following story from the hospital, where he is currently on admission."Today I got knocked out by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty lady...
Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in the United States of America.Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to...
Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...AKPOS: This is the...
In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...
After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...
A woman was caught fishing at a dam in a prohibited area. The guard said, "You are under arrest for fishing in a prohibited area." The woman said, "No I am not fishing, I am just...