Marriage Jokes

A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be...

A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day, she comes home to find her...

At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...

HUSBAND: Honey. If I die, what will you do? WIFE: I will stay with my sister. What about you? HUSBAND: I will stay with your sister.

WIFE: I found an aladdin's lamp today.HUSBAND: Wow, what did you ask for?WIFE: I told the genie to increase your brain capacity times ten. HUSBAND: Oh, has he done it? WIFE:...

Armed robbers broke into Akpos' household one day and asked everyone to lie flat. After gathering all they could, they decided to kill everyone one by one. Akpor' gateman was...

A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...

A man went to buy breast wears for his wife but was confused about the breast size of his wife... SHOPKEEPER: Is the breast size of your wife as large as a Pawpaw? MAN: No!...