Marriage Jokes
One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...
DAUGHTER: Mum, I'm grown now. MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do? DAUGHTER: I...
One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female...
To surprise her husband, an executives wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husbands laps.In order to defend himself, the...
Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen, "What will you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, Thank you,...
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror...
A very elderly couple appears before a judge. Your honor, we want a divorce.A divorce? asks the judge, How old are you?Im 93. Shes 89.And how long have you been married?65 years....
Akpos is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Akpos replied, "Actually, I've...
At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...