Surprise Call
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 18:18
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year...
GIRL: Hello cutie.
GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me.
GIRL: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you can come over to my place because I'm feeling very horny right now.
GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.
At the girl's house...
GIRL: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have sex?
GUY: Yes
After taking off his clothes...
GIRL: (laughs and shouts) APRIL FOOL!
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lyk criously...sis he wil
Moomeenarh
lyk criously...sis he wil rape ur dstiny!
I PITY YHUR LYF..!
Moomeenarh
I PITY YHUR LYF..!
I will rape ha lyk mad
Anonymous
I will rape ha lyk mad
Lol hahaha
Everjoy
Lol hahaha
I will destroy her life that
Timex
I will destroy her life that day
That was one hell of a joke
concerned citizen
That was one hell of a joke,but i gotta say Y'all going to jail dear rapist n destroyers
Bros wil rape her destiny
Beauty
Bros wil rape her destiny after dat he wil say same APRIL FOOL 2 her...(do me i do u man no go vex)
April Fool after making him
WONDAMAZIN EMPEROR
April Fool after making him horny=Super Magnificent Sexual Assault
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