Surprise Call

A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year...

GIRL: Hello cutie.

GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me.

GIRL: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you can come over to my place because I'm feeling very horny right now.

GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.

At the girl's house...

GIRL: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have sex?

GUY: Yes

After taking off his clothes...

GIRL: (laughs and shouts) APRIL FOOL!

Author: 
@kissBenjamyn
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Moomeenarh's picture

lyk criously...sis he wil rape ur dstiny!

Moomeenarh's picture

I PITY YHUR LYF..!

Anonymous's picture

I will rape ha lyk mad

Everjoy's picture

Lol hahaha

Timex's picture

I will destroy her life that day

concerned citizen's picture

That was one hell of a joke,but i gotta say Y'all going to jail dear rapist n destroyers

Beauty's picture

Bros wil rape her destiny after dat he wil say same APRIL FOOL 2 her...(do me i do u man no go vex)

WONDAMAZIN EMPEROR's picture

April Fool after making him horny=Super Magnificent Sexual Assault

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