Aftermath of Valentine's Day

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT...

1. Engagements .........12%.

2. Heart breaks ........ 95%.

3. Wife caught cheating ........ 69%.

4. Husband caught cheating ...... 79%.

5. Condom sales ......... 99%

6. Fast food sales ........ 90%

7. Visit to Motherless Baby's Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes ......... 2%.

8. Girls in hospital over Love ........ 70%

9. Boys in hospital over Love ....... 5%

10. Girls arrested for fighting over Boys ....... 59%.

11. Boys arrested for fighting over Girls ....... 10%

12. Husbands in prison for beating wives in public ....... 804 counted.

13. Pregnancy ......... 309,572.

14. Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2016 ...... 9 million.

We are still taking statistics.... I will keep you all Updated. Valentine is still on...