Aftermath of Valentine's Day

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT...

1. Engagements .........12%.

2. Heart breaks ........ 95%.

3. Wife caught cheating ........ 69%.

4. Husband caught cheating ...... 79%.

5. Condom sales ......... 99%

6. Fast food sales ........ 90%

7. Visit to Motherless Baby's Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes ......... 2%.

8. Girls in hospital over Love ........ 70%

9. Boys in hospital over Love ....... 5%

10. Girls arrested for fighting over Boys ....... 59%.

11. Boys arrested for fighting over Girls ....... 10%

12. Husbands in prison for beating wives in public ....... 804 counted.

13. Pregnancy ......... 309,572.

14. Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2016 ...... 9 million.

We are still taking statistics.... I will keep you all Updated. Valentine is still on...

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@iYAM_DAHYOR
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obinna Fidelis 's picture

This joke na helele I swear listing to it no be somebody go tell uooo

Zillion's picture

Omor no be lie

Eniola's picture

I de feel d statistics we'll!

lagaban's picture

whalaitalai sunmobilai i day feel am for the tori palour

Ewaoluwa Odunayo's picture

I Swear Na Real Cos I Dey Feel Am Well Well

SHALOM OKANEZI's picture

NA TRUE WEH U TALK

angela chinwa's picture

haaba,this one na real true be that ooo.i don laugh sotee my body dey pain me.

TITUS JAMES's picture

9ICNE ONE

TITUS JAMES's picture

OMO I DEY FEELAN NO B SMALL

VICTORY .O. OGOMEGBUNEM's picture

GOD BLESS U FOR SAYING THE TRUTH

mickey's picture

thats true

Prospiboy's picture

9ice

Prospiboy's picture

9ice

DJ S.P.D's picture

GUY NO BE LIE

Christopher's picture

True

Jazz tee's picture

Them go explian tire no evidence

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