Unlucky Lawyer

Just of recent, a teacher, a garbage/dustbin collector, and a lawyer died and met themselves at the Pearly Gates of heaven. St. Peter told them that in order to get into Heaven, each of them would have to answer a question, anyone who answers his question right would be allowed into heaven.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?"

The teacher had watched a movie about it. The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."

St. Peter allowed him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage collector and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder, he was asked, "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the garbage man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them!"