General Jokes
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the toilet, the...
A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25? remote controlled color television set.One dollar, the clerk replied.Youve got to be kidding.Look, Mac, the clerk...
MICHAEL: Akpos, please send a text to Kasim and tell him we have to meet later in the day.AKPOS: Take my phone and send a text to him yourself. MICHAEL: Why don't you want to send...
A 90 year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, "That's it! I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has...
A young guy went for a job interview. Unfortunately, on his way to the job interview, he got himself very drunk.Along the line (during the interview) he was asked, "What is your...
"When I was at the Sambisa forest," said Musa one day, "I caused 100 bloodthirsty members of Boko Haram to run.""How did you do it?" asked his friend."Easy. I just ran, and they...
A plane was taking off from Nairobi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is...
Two young ladies arrived at a meeting wearing clothes which were very revealing. The chairman took a good look at them and made them sit down. He looked at them straight in...
Mother rat and a baby rat were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her...
This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord...LANDLORD: (knocks at Akpos door)AKPOS: (Opens the door)LANDLORD: Hey man, I'm looking for my house rent?AKPOS: You...