General Jokes
"This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos. "We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the...
A man lost his left eye 5 years ago. He lost his left hand 4 years ago. Lost his left ear 3 years ago. Lost his left leg and the left side of his tetistcle a year ago. But now he'...
A blonde woman goes to work one day, crying.Her boss asks her why shes crying, and she says that she just heard that her mother had died.The boss tells her to go home and rest,...
My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back,...
A boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying... BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James...
I Hate seeing unemployed people in love!It's even in the Bible that JOB comes before ROMANS!
I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't...
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered for an apple juice drink but when he started drinking the juice, it tasted like soap. So he called the waiter...MAN: I ordered for apple...
"When I was at the Sambisa forest," said Musa one day, "I caused 100 bloodthirsty members of Boko Haram to run.""How did you do it?" asked his friend."Easy. I just ran, and they...
A plane was taking off from Nairobi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is...