General Jokes
Two House Flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here!"
In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?" Kwame replies, "...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...
A man brought his TV to the electrical shop, because it had no sound. After a week, he went to take it back, but the electrician said that he couldn`t find the damage. ELECTRICIAN...
In a tiny village in the eastern part of Africa lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure...
Yemi came home from a beer joint late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave his wife a peck on the...
The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally...
These are the greatest and little PLEASURES OF LIFE. Better than MONEY or SEX...1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat.2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and...
l need you to answer the questions below...[1] Can one cry under water?[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?[4] Why is a house...