General Jokes

A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint,...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her...

TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.

Two House Flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here!"

A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...

In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?" Kwame replies, "...

In a tiny village in the eastern part of Africa lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure...

A man brought his TV to the electrical shop, because it had no sound. After a week, he went to take it back, but the electrician said that he couldn`t find the damage. ELECTRICIAN...

Yemi came home from a beer joint late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave his wife a peck on the...