General Jokes

l need you to answer the questions below...[1] Can one cry under water?[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?[4] Why is a house...

Why were males created before females?ANS: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.Stubborn, the rich man replied, "...

A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for...

DEATH: Take my hand. MAN: No!DEATH: Why?MAN: I know that if I touch you I'll die! DEATH: Oh my God, you're so smart! High five! MAN: (high fives death)

One day, a certain Arab man walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet...

Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...

Coca Cola salesman returns from His middle East assignment. A friend asks, ''Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?''The salesman explained, "When I got in the middle east, I...

Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Cant you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I cant." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"