General Jokes
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's...
Man returns home and screams out loudly..."Honey, pack your things, I've won a million dollars today!"Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks, "What kind of clothes should I take with...
AKPOS: I gave my number to this sexy girl last week and she said she'll call me when she get home.KWAME: So why hasn't she called yet? AKPOS: I think the girl is homeless!
When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Its a bad one, caused by the womans reckless driving.Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt....
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly....
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at fast food restaurant drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with...
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he...
A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the...