General Jokes

A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's...

Just before hanging the prisoner, the judge asked the prisoner...JUDGE: What is your last wish?PRISONER: I want to update my Facebook Status as dead

Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."

Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued... GEORGE: Are you watching a football game? KWAME: Yes. He...

A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...

A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Ive got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in...

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...

Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...