General Jokes
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing trousers?
A girl was crying bitterly.MOM: What happened dear?DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?MOM: No...
Nowadays, this is how our African journalists report...EXPOSED!!! Woman bathes in the bathroom naked!CRUELTY!!! Man kills cockroach with Rambo powderVICTORY!!! Barcelona beats...
I know 10 facts about you:FACT 1: You are reading this.FACT 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.FACT 3: You just tried it.FACT 4: You're smiling.FACT 6: You...
After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden...
If you lost your key, don't bother just take whisKEY.If you are sick, you can take henneSICKWhen you are in pains, chamPAIN will do the trickYou can add yours below
A raunchy employer interviewed 3 female job hunters. And this is what happened:RAUNCHY EMPLOYER: What is the difference between the two lips you have?1ST GIRL: One is hairy and...
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked and nearly died on...
A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says...
"Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala."English translation: "Easier said than done."No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans." English Translation: Calm...