General Jokes
Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his...
A six year old boy was visiting a fishing shop and the following dialogue ensued:KID: Sir do you have sardine packages? I feel hungry and wanna buy some.SELLER: Sorry ehn! This is...
A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I'm going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn't laugh at the end...
TEACHER: I ain't had no fun in months. Somebody should correct this sentence. AKPOS: Get a new boyfriend ma.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know...
Ochuko and Akpos were travelling to Enugu in the same bus. In the bus, Ochuko persistently reminded Akpos about the money Akpos was owing him, asking him when he will pay back....
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...
Mr. Smith was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man discussing with another man. 'Thanks for d weeknd Charlie, i rily had a great tym. Ur wife is a...
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...