General Jokes

An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...

FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...ME: No I wasn't!FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at...

A very good friend of mine whose sister died two weeks ago saw me and accused me of not being a caring friend. He said to me, "My sister died two weeks ago and you refused to come...

A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave...

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, "please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "...

Akpos, a cripple, was arrested in connection with a stolen refrigerator. On the day of the judgment, the High Court judge said, Looking at you, I have seen that you can't be a...

I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...

I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man,...

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...

Akpos running out of the ocean all wet when Kwame saw him. KWAME: Akpos, why are you all wet? Are you ok? AKPOS: (panting heavily) Yeah. I was just trying to drown myself. KWAME:...