General Jokes

Nokulunga Shandu, a young beautiful woman, was at a lake and decided to take a swim. She saw a man looking at her but she decided to swim anyway. After taking off her clothes she...

A Doctor and an Engineer were in love with the same lady.The Doctor gives the woman a rose everyday, while the Engineer gives an apple to the woman everyday. The Doctor was...

James went to a train station. Once there, he met a man sitting on the porch and asks, "Is this my train?""No." said the man, "It belongs to the Nigerian Railway Corporation."...

Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"The first guy says...

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper...

An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...

An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"The woman...

Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to...

A very good friend of mine whose sister died two weeks ago saw me and accused me of not being a caring friend. He said to me, "My sister died two weeks ago and you refused to come...

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs...