General Jokes
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...
The other day, Akpos found himself in court, again for the wrong reasons.The Judge questions, "You have been charged with inflicting injuries to your neighbour's chest. Do you...
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious...
TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat....
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out and saw a thief driving off in HER car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she...
A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and mount all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense...