General Jokes
A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Kenya? ASAMOAH: Kenyatta.TEACHER: Good Asamoah! Kwame, who is the President of Ghana?KWAME: Ghanatta.
A girl went to a shop to buy a bra.GIRL: Show me a pair of Bra.SHOPKEEPER: Here is size 36.GIRL: Smaller pleaseSHOPKEEPER : Size 34GIRL: SmallerSHOPKEEPER: Size 32GIRL:...
Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the...
My Dear love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There, I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in...
Akpos' boss called him on a Saturday morning and asked him to come to work, Akpos replied "I would love to but I'm in traffic" His boss then asked "When can you get here?"Akpos...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm...
The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (...
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...
One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his...