General Jokes
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a...
Akpos went on a visit to see his friend. As they were discussing, his friend's wife, who was present, sat opposite Akpos with her legs seductively opened. Akpos was visibly...
Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...
Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan!...
Thambo entered a store that sells curtains.He said to the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman said, "Sir, we have a large selection of pink...
One day a man went to the bar and this conversation followed.MAN: Give me 8 shots of whiskey!BARTENDER: Whats wrong man?MAN: I found out that my brother and my best friend are...
A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian.MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?MUSA...