General Jokes

During a burial ceremony the Rev stated "this man lying here was a honest, truthful and faithful husband and father..." The late man's wife turned to her son and said "Junior...

Akpos was trying to send his wife a message since he had travelled and was missing her badly.He mistakenly sent it to another woman who lost her husband the previous day. The...

TEACHER: If a man from Mexico is called a Mexican. What is a man from Jericho called.AKPOS: Jerry can.

Two drivers were talking about their bosses. The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just...

One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are...

A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things....

Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions:"You are on patrol in the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the township.On...

A boy went out and came back inside. He told his mum that he just saw his teacher.MUM: Did you greet him?BOY: Hell no, mum we are on holidays!

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...

A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.