General Jokes
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. Thefarmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young...
Q: How do you count cows?A: With a cowculator.
One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos DEATH: Akpos, today is your dayAKPOS: But I am not ready!DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a...
John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a...
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...
The other day, Akpos found himself in court, again for the wrong reasons.The Judge questions, "You have been charged with inflicting injuries to your neighbour's chest. Do you...
During a burial ceremony the Rev stated "this man lying here was a honest, truthful and faithful husband and father..." The late man's wife turned to her son and said "Junior...