All Jokes
A young blonde farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. "Daddy isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you," she says. "You want our bull to...
A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset."What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back...
Some updates fit kill person:"To hair is human to forgive is design""I hate guys with low selves of steam""You are a blessing to your generator""I am a soccer for guys with six...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher called him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with...
Akpos was trying to send his wife a message since he had travelled and was missing her badly.He mistakenly sent it to another woman who lost her husband the previous day. The...
One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Kenya? ASAMOAH: Kenyatta.TEACHER: Good Asamoah! Kwame, who is the President of Ghana?KWAME: Ghanatta.
The other day, Akpos found himself in court, again for the wrong reasons.The Judge questions, "You have been charged with inflicting injuries to your neighbour's chest. Do you...
A dying old man on his bed and a pastorPASTOR: Rebuke the devil old man before you die so that he will flee away from you!OLD MAN: [Silent]PASTOR: I say rebuke the devil so that...
Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...