All Jokes

Three men died and went to heaven. The guy at the gate said "The more faithful you were to your wife, the better kind of car you will get." The first guy was very loyal to his...

A man had 8 black kids, then his wife delivered the 9th and alas the baby was white! The man felt that his wife betrayed him after 8 kids.Due to complications during the delivery...

Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you?ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?VOICE: So what are you up to? ME:...

Akpos and Boni went on a hike. Boni tripped and fainted. Akpos called an ambulance. AKPOS: Hello, my friend is dead. OPERATOR: Calm down make sure he is dead. There's silence,...

TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.When the...

A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...

TEACHER: Who is the President of Kenya? ASAMOAH: Kenyatta.TEACHER: Good Asamoah! Kwame, who is the President of Ghana?KWAME: Ghanatta.

Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old:1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.3. F***...