All Jokes

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he...

One Sunday afternoon a parish priest had just completed his service when he was about to lock the Cathedral doors. To his amazement people were crowded by the church street....

During a burial ceremony the Rev stated "this man lying here was a honest, truthful and faithful husband and father..." The late man's wife turned to her son and said "Junior...

Thambo entered a store that sells curtains.He said to the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman said, "Sir, we have a large selection of pink...

Two children were in the Doctor's waiting room. The little girl started crying.Little boy asked her "Why are you crying?"The girl said "I'm here for blood test and the Doctor is...

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless.The next day, George corners his neighbour on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife...

A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around,...

AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...

In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...