General Jokes
I was searching for a job and went to one big company to make inquiry in respect of the advertisement placed outside the company. Me, being so eager, didn't read the advertisement...
A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly...
Akpos friend, Kwame who is from Ghana, asks Akpos if they have any Jews living in Nigeria. Akpos replies, "Definitely! We have orange jews, apple jews, grape jews... etc
Akpos in his first trial as a lawyer in a murder trial, he was the defence attorney and was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the...
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...
During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam...
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...